Celebrity Big Brother 2012 – And The Winner Is…

And as the series draws to a close it seems very much a two horse race between Julian and Coleen. Perhaps you agree with Tim B with regards to Julian having had ‘his winner’s moment’ during the shopping channel task. Perhaps you think the fiercely loyal Loose Women viewership will band together and bump Coleen […]

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 – A Fairytale Ending For Prince?

Word on the street is that we’re in for another double whammy eviction, which leaves the question of who stays in a rather obvious state. King Kemp vs Julie the Wicked Witch and the man whose kiss would likely send a fair maiden to sleep rather than wake her, ‘Prince’ Lorenzo. Martin looks safe as […]

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 – A Coleen Sweep?

“And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat” – Genesis 3:6

“If […]

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 – Are you Lone Sam tonight?

Well it has been a rip-roaring emotional rollercoaster of a half week. Here are some of the things I have learnt in the last few days:

– The fact that nobody wanted to vote for Cheryl Fergison’s crunch.

– The expressions ‘jumping ship’ and ‘life and soul of the party’ (“As we say in America” […]

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 – A Royal Flush?

Ding dong the bitch is dead! Such was the theme of this week’s first elimination as the mad-as-a-box-of-frogs Jasmine Lennard became the first expulsion from the Celebrity Big Brother bowel. Her eviction was to be expected but the crowd’s rather positive reaction to Rhian’s name was something of a surprise. Whilst I don’t imagine the […]

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 – The Housemates (And All That Jas)

And no sooner have our civilian darlings departed in a blaze of (almost) glory than a new batch of superstars has arrived to take their urine-soaked places. It can only be Celebrity Big Brother come to prove that the barely-famous are at least twice as crazy and half as ethically minded as the not-at-all-famous. Let’s […]

Big Brother 2012 – The Final

Only five remain and tonight one will be anointed as the winner of Big Brother 2012. Who takes the crown? YOU DECIDE! Let’s have a look at our contenders, shall we?

DEANA @ 2.22 has been arguably the focal character of this series with the clearest compelling narrative. She entered the house as an aspiring […]

Big Brother 2012 – Deana Give You Everything That A Woman Possibly Can?

And so we reach the final hurdle before the home run and we pray that we don’t Stambolova. It’s a four-way nomination that places Deana, Adam, Ashleigh and Scott in the sadly-not-literal (at least in Ashleigh’s case) line of fire. Who goes? We decide.

The message on double eviction is a mixed one. Emma Willis […]